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AN OPEN LETTER TO SLYTHERINS:
Dear Slytherins,
Hi! I am a Hufflepuff.
Yeah, yeah, I know what you’re thinking. (“Duffers”—you’re thinking “duffers”, right?) But that’s only because we’ve been at the recieving end of some bad PR lately. It’s a problem you might be familiar with: a little book series about this mouthy Gryffindor with a martyr complex and an allergy to death.
I’m sick of people bashing my house. Sick of the jokes, sick of the propaganda. Assuming you feel the same, I was thinking maybe we could help each other out?
Hufflepuffs are loyal, fair, and hardworking. They plan for all possible outcomes, are much snarkier than they let on, and they can see right through bullshit. They’re pretty good cooks, too.
Slytherins are ambitious, resourceful, and sly. They would do anything to help a friend; even if it runs them afoul of the law. (Sometimes
especially if it runs them afoul of the law.) They are excellent dressers, and fun at parties.
Think of what we could accomplish together!
Bonus:
nobody would see it coming.
Regards,
a Hufflepuff
Nebelvír 60
Mrzimor 65
Havraspár 50
Zmijozel 150
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